“Let’s Go on a Family Vacation”

a parents worst idea

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“What a great idea!”
My foolish parents said,
“We’ll go on vacation”
Ugh, I’d rather be dead.

Everyone is fighting
It’s funny, just a tad
We just got on the road
Yet dad is somehow mad.

It was a ten-hour drive
To get to our hotel
All of us in one room!?
I’d rather rot in hell.

Here we are in Boston
I’m stuck here for six days
“Pretend to love each other!”
Is such a common phrase.

We came for memories
I guess a few were good
It’s memories like these
That will shape our childhood.